Teri Maa Lagti Hai

Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai?
Driver: NO
santa: to kya behan lagti hai?
Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti.
Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta…

Power to Stop You - Punjabi SMS Jokes

When you fall in love there is no power to stop you,
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But only one power that can stop you?
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Guess what????
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“Abbey Di Juttian”…

High Level Insult - Hindi Text Insults

High Level Insult!
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Aik bacha park me bench pe betha 1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas betha 1 admi bola:
Jo ziada metha khate hen wo jldi mr jate hen.
Boy: apko malum he mere dada ki age 106 sal thi.
Man: wo metha kam khate honge.
Boy: nhi,
Wo apne kam se kam rakhte thy..

Maal Ko Taaza Kar

1 SabZi wale ki shadi hui. Suhag rat ko biwi ka underwear neechey kr k paani chirakne laga biwi: yeh kya kr rahe ho? Wo bola jani maal ko taaza Kar raha hoon..

Oye Tera Naam Yar

Batao wo kya chez ha jo hy to tmhari
Lekin
Hmesha dosre lete hain?
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Oye Tera
Naam Yar!
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Tu Ga*d smja tha na
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Chal koi bat nhi tera jwab b thek hy.

Mein Jis Ladki Ko

1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,usne mujse shadi nahi ki
2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera aba cror pati hy
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1st:Btaya tha
2nd hir?
1st:Ab wo meri ammi hai

Pakistan Ke Kitnay Soobay - Pathan Funny Text

Ustaad Pathan se:"Pakistan k kitny soobay hain"?
Pathan:4 !
Ustad:Sahabash,un k naam batao..
Pathan:Mashrik,Maghrib,Shumaal & Janoob..
GEO PATHAN....